"My Prerogative"
Speeding cars are always Britney's best opener especially when they are interspliced with close ups of overly glossy lips and glitter eye liner. This time she just drives her Ferrari into the pool which makes the best sense to use as a super wet and sexy dance floor. She is instantly dry and exploring this creepy house where a man is just watching sex videos of her with a riding crop. It always makes the most sense to wander a creepy manor in sexy lingerie. Just slowly moving from room to room and arriving in a magical dirty boudoir with ladies in waiting and vintage hair dryer. Dirty Boudoir should have been the name of one of her fragances. I wish she wasn't wearing a chicken feather vest. Now she is just mashing about on a white be in a pair of Hanes Her Way. We are wrapping up this video with Britney hiding behind a tree only to discover a sexy rock and roll reverend who takes her to secret wedding. This is all interspliced with her cuts of her just contantly gently masterbating. Why did she decide that wrapping with just gently biting the sheet was a good ending? Jenny really wants to know why she drove that car into the pool for the first place?
"Do Somethin"
The video feels like it starts out in Space Mountain. The true star of this video will be crop faux fir shrugs and the return of the athletic tee that says "Love Boat". I throughly enjoy that when she sings "Somebody give my truck so I can ride on the clouds" she is floating in a bright pink hummer in the sky. She is also able to use her GPS to navigate to an interglatic bar called the "Hole in the Wall". In the future, bars are just as trashy as in modern day and Britney is being pushed about by her fir crop coat cliche. As a theme of "My Prerogative", there more panties but this time they are less Target in a cellophane 6 pack but more individual pairs by Daisy by Daisy Fuentes for Kohls. After much walking about, Britney and faux fir friends found some secret men. This definitely the most animated she has been in a video. It is like her inner actress finally came out. Apparently the crop fir coat clique is also a band. I am glad that her Hello Kitty necklace could make a cameo this entire video.
These videos were great by any means but Britney was definitely on her A game just making sure to be present as all hell. Unfortunately, I think this is rise before the Fall because right about this point Britney meets Kevin and things begin to fall apart. Let's revel in her greatness for the moment and await the mess that is about to come.
These videos were great by any means but Britney was definitely on her A game just making sure to be present as all hell. Unfortunately, I think this is rise before the Fall because right about this point Britney meets Kevin and things begin to fall apart. Let's revel in her greatness for the moment and await the mess that is about to come.
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