Britney's Video Catalog Volume Nine: The Singles Collection

We just got home from the beach and my mom, after being scarred for life last night, is vacuuming out the car while my dad washes off the beach furniture. I just had to beg my mom to not wash the car because she is that nice and it is not necessary. I decided to use this opportunity while they are outside to watch Britney's one video from her "The Singles Collection" album (just a way to make money without having to make much new stuff) for the song "3" which is about a threesome. Great timing I think.

"3"

We start with more perfume. Her hair kind of looks terrible good like when you get home from the beach and it is sun and water fried. For this song being so sexual, this video starts out pretty tame. Nevermind there are some boobs. Extreme swimsuit boobage just spilling out the side. And now we have strippers on a horizontal pole. The dance sequence with everyone in silhouette and Britney in a spot light is cool but then all of the sudden we cut back to the strippers and of course they put the girl with big ass in the thong. Funny thing that for how sexual this video is, the video version of the song says "living in this is the new thing" instead of "living in sin is the new thing". Wouldn't want to offend anyone now. We have escalated to Britney in a thong leotard with lace tights and we have girls doing the butterfly crotch pop under the stripper pole. How on Earth did I think this would be tame? So many butt cheeks and side boobs with constant sensual touching. It kind of felt like an add for Chlamydia medication.